Thursday, June 07, 2012

TRANSGENDERED PERSON CARRYING GIANT TEDDY BEAR [after five minutes of complicated wrangling over two dollar-table books]: Do you carry [INSANE LOCAL FREE PUBLICATION]?

CJB:  No.

TPCGTB:  Why is that?

CJB:  Because [INSANE LOCAL FREE PUBLICATION] is like an unmoderated Usenet group, only in print form.

TPCGTB:  Huh.  [beat]  It's not the six o'clock news, that's for sure!

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