Anodyne
Saturday, May 19, 2012
 
"I wondered what their library was like, so I explored its catalogue online and found that they had 22 novels by Robert Ludlum and one by Anthony Trollope. When I suggested that this might not be quite the right balance in an institution of 'higher learning,' I was warned against meddling. Their motto, on a moving electrical sign outside the building, is 'Imagine the Possibilities.' I pointed out that this was also the slogan of Campbell's Soup. It is not surprising that they dismissed me as a wise-ass."


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