Friday, September 10, 2010
Waste My Time, Please

SKETCHY THIEF: Hey there! I'm just gonna leave my bag here while I browse, OK?

CJB: You've got to be fucking kidding me.

ST: Hey man, no need for language!

CJB: Dude, my girlfriend caught you stealing books last night. She threw you out, right in front of me. Why are you back here?

ST: She, uh, she did?

CJB: Right before nine. True crime. Two paperbacks.

ST: I didn't steal them!

CJB: The books were down your fucking pants.

ST: But what I'm saying, guy, is that I didn't steal them. [PAUSE] She made me put them back!

(ST then proposed to pay $5 for the not-quite stolen books -- our price: approx $14.95 -- and was promptly ejected)

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