Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Flamingo Park, by "David Scamit"

"[T]he Rabbi calls Haaretz, he calls the Post, he’s on fucking television complaining that the Palestinians sent a hippopotamus to wreck the settlement and eat the Hasids or whatever they are. Plus, it’s not kosher. And this guy, this bright guy with the ten-dollar words reads this on the internet in fucking Hollywood where he lives now and decides he’s gonna be a hero and shoot the goddam fucking hippo. He packs up his big Barrett 50 and a crossbow, gets on a plane and flies eight thousand miles to shoot the hippo. Because the hippo’s not kosher."

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