Anodyne
Tuesday, June 01, 2010
 

CJB: So I signed us up for the Urban Grain CSA.

CJB'S SWEETIE "L": Who's this "we," white boy? And what's a CSA?

CJB: Community supported agriculture; Agassiz farm; "100 mile" grain; localism.

L: How much are we getting?

CJB: About 20kg.

L: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

CJB: What's so funny?

L: Know what's in my cupboard? A 1 kg bag of flour. Know how long it's been there? Three years. You just ordered enough flour for the next sixty years of our relationship. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

GUY RIDING BY ON A BIKE: I gotta hear that one!

L [still convulsed]: My city slicker boyfriend just bought us sixty years' worth of flour.

CJB: 100-mile organic flour. And whole grain.

L & GUY [in unison]: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


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