Anodyne
Saturday, April 10, 2010
 
Waste Our Time, Please

Via Chris C., the shop's manager:

GUY [of stack of Philip K. Dick books on the counter]: How much'd ya pay for these?

CC: They're just coming in; I'm still cleaning and pricing them.

GUY: I'll give you what you paid for them, plus a dollar.

CC: What?

GUY: Think it over man. Turnover.

CC: Thanks anyway!

To add insult to injury, GUY and his pal then wandered aimlessly around the shop for twenty minutes, occasionally pointing at CC and making comments about "Savvy Business Guy."


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