Anodyne
Saturday, June 27, 2009
 

Iz Kitteh

Hello CJB!
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Subject: kitteh says halps!

Iz kitteh. Need noms so weak. So weak, iz fell off windowsill. So weak, iz roll over fall off bed. Ladiez don't care. Ladiez go for water-tide in - then makes her own noms. She not care about kitteh. Why you not here? You care about kitteh. Kitteh needs you. Kitteh cares about you and your noms. No, no, no, just you. just you. Kitteh not care about your noms. You care about kitteh? Kitteh hungry, maybes starving, maybes kitteh not last until you comes home. Kitteh just wants to says goodbyes to kind daddy and noms. Goodbye noms. No, no, no, goodbye daddy. Iz last message from hungry kitteh that loves you. Stole ladiez daddy-communication device to say I loves you. Turkey soooo good but was hours ago. Goodbye, cruel ladiez, goodbye lovely daddy with noms who might come home to rescue kitteh?? Kitteh never forgetting you... So weak. Light fading... Hanging on to hope of seeing daddy (and noms, bring noms) one last time...

Kitteh

Ps - I no likes pate or chicken. Don't bring those noms. I don't like. Want beef. Or trouts.
- posted by cjb @ 12:19 PM


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