Anodyne
Monday, May 18, 2009
 

Waste My Time, Please

SWAGGERY HIPSTER: I'm looking for this book...Chilean writer...big thick book...

CJB: Bolano's 2666?

SH: Yes!

CJB: Right here.

SH: ...not in Spanish?

CJB: Sorry, dude.

SH: I'm also looking for anything you've got by Kierkegaard. Heard of him? [ACTUAL QUOTE]

CJB: Sure. Right down here. [SHOWS SEVERAL TITLES]

SH: Great. Also Borges. . .

CJB: ...here...

SH: ...Donald Barthelme...

CJB: ...sure, here...

SH: ...Bukowski...

CJB: ...right here...

SH: Fucking awesome!

ACTUALLY PURCHASED: Marley and Me, by John Grogan. All other books abandoned in "Pets and Animals."


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