Anodyne
Saturday, August 23, 2008
 

Guy screaming at 2am down on the corner.

SG: LET'S GO! LITTLE BITCH! YOU AND ME! FUCKING YOU AND ME!

Screaming Guy's female friend chimes in.

SGFF: WALK AWAY! FOR ME!

Some citizen jacks his window wide and joins the fray.

WC: WON'T YOU PEOPLE SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Screaming Guy ponders the request.

SG: FUCKING SHUT THE FUCK UP! FAGGOT! C'MON DOWN! WE'LL GO!

Another apartment dweller draws a bead on Screaming Guy and lobs something heavy off his balcony. But his aim's off.

CAR WINDSHIELD: BANG!

SGFF: YOU COULD HAVE FUCKING KILLED HIM!

EVERY RESIDENT FOR BLOCKS AROUND, IN UNISON: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

The Law arrives to wind things down.

VPD: [SIRENS, LIGHTS, BARKING POLICE DOG]

Back to sleep at 4am!


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