Anodyne
Sunday, May 04, 2008
 


Bookseller's Standup

The biggest tool in the world walks into the shop and requests:

1. The Game

2. Ayn Rand

3. Books on NLP

4. Nietzsche

No punchline; repeat all afternoon!

(& just for the record, the runners-up:

5. Golf books

6. BDSM manuals (not a weird or offensive pastime, but any goatee-rockin', trenchcoat-sportin' ponytailed Matrix-wannabe requesting same is inevitably bound to be a tool)

7. A used copy of any new book reviewed in Saturday's Globe & Mail

8. American Psycho

9. LSAT test prep guides

10. The Satanic Bible

11. "Phish tab")
- posted by cjb @ 4:59 PM


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