Anodyne
Sunday, October 14, 2007
 

Not Thinking, Judging

Recent favorites. Ejected deadbeats indicated: [E]. Snappy answer also appended to one.

"Do you have a book called Speeches by High School Principals?"

"Have you read this?" (Inevitably proffering The Alchemist; some manky self-help title, or, once, memorably, a workbook for female survivors of sexual abuse)

"Have you read all these books?"

"How are your books organized? Do you use a computer?" [SA: No, the alphabet]

"Where's all your books on projection holography?"

"So, are your parents paying your rent?" [E]

And just now, right this second:

"Want to buy an extra foot?" (Neighborhood alkie pushing little-old-lady walker overflowing with junk, and, riding on top, a black boot with a fake plastic severed leg and fake plastic blood sprouting from it like a flower)
- posted by cjb @ 5:27 PM


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