Anodyne
Thursday, September 20, 2007
 
K. tells a "musician's joke":

Q: What good is a clarinet?

A: Wood for an accordian fire.

And another one:

The orchestra's second viola bids his wife and newborn child a fond farewell and hops into his Honda Accord for a quick trip to 7-11. While he's gone, the orchestra's conductor breaks into the house, shoots the wife, drowns the newborn in the bathtub, dismembers both of them, and scatters the remains throughout the house and across the front lawn.

Second viola arrives home to find police cruisers in the driveway and all up and down the block; yellow crime scene tape strung everywhere; and a gaggle of appalled neighbors held back by uniformed police. "You can't go in there!" say the cops. "Why?" asks the second viola. So they tell him.

Second viola ponders this news: "Maestro came to visit me?"
- posted by cjb @ 10:25 AM


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