Anodyne
Wednesday, May 16, 2007
 
At the local cafe:

SIGN ON COUNTER: Lobster Bisque. Oven Roasted Lobster, Star Anise, Flat Parsley....[many other ingredients]

GIRL IN FRONT OF ME IN LINE: Are the lobsters really oven-roasted?

LOST BARISTA: I think so.

GIFOMIL: 'cause I've never heard of oven-roasting lobsters. You boil them. Alive.

LB: Eeew!

GIFOMIL: The air in their shells fills up with steam, and they scream, y'know, they're all, Eeeeeee!

LB: Eeew!

[to CJB] Did you want the soup?

CJB: Not any more!


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