Anodyne
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
 

Best Craigslist.org "Casual Encounters" Ad Ever!

"YOU ARE HOTTER THAN LEIA - m4w - 26

Here it is ladies, I am a 26 year old fanboy who has acquired a Leia bikini from Star Wars Episode 6, Return of the Jedi. I want a voluptuous woman to fill this out so I can fill her out. Sense of adventure appreciated, this is my lifelong fantasy and I don't care how old you are, just above 18. No bullshit please, this is serious and I would appreciate serious e-mails only. Please send me your pic and I will return with mine."

(Unusual spelling and diction preserved in situ; Mark Hamill (above right) visibly traumatized at the prospect)


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