Anodyne
Friday, October 15, 2004
 
Cheerful, slightly tipsy customer who didn't get into the Annie Sprinkle show at the Western Front shows off her skull-and-crossbones-emblazoned mittens to me:

"So I figure, pirates are the bad guys, right? So I'm gonna stitch P-I-R-A-T-E on these knuckles, and R-A-D-I-O on these ones."

(later)

"They're really warm. Here, try this on."

(pause while my size L hand works its way up into a size S-M mitten, prompting the evening's final brilliant thought):

"It's like putting your hand inside a cat."

- posted by cjb @ 9:19 PM


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