Anodyne
Thursday, March 01, 2012
 

Metropolitan (51), 2012
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
 
Waste My Time, Please

PHONE: Ring!

CJB:  Good morning, PFB.

MISS PERSONALITY:  WHERE'S MY BOOK?

CJB:  Excuse me?

MP:  MY BOOK.  Where is it?

CJB: Is this [CUSTOMER NAME]?

MP:  YES!

CJB:  It came yesterday.  You phoned, remember?  But then you hung up on my staff member, before he could tell you it was here.

MP:  HE WAS TAKING TOO LONG.  Also, he used peculiar diction.

CJB:  Well, he was trying to help you out by giving you accurate information.

MP:  I GUESS I'LL BE SHOPPING AT CHAPTERS FROM NOW ON!

CJB:  That works for me.  Give them my love.

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